Abusive Balloons for Parties

Really undermine someone's big day. A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons. Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath. On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times � playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a "party over here!" On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris. Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party � they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons. Comes in 12 different slogans. Contents: 1 x Abusive Balloon.

Dimensions: 30 cms Approx

Material: Latex